Ok, first let’s make it very clear. I honestly don’t give a sh*t about underwear brands and labels. If you have the money and want to pay $40 plus for a pair of underwear that makes you look amazing, go for it! If you want to pay less than $5 on eBay for a pair of underwear that makes you look amazing, go for it! I’m not a brand snob.
I am a male dancer fan and I tip for a variety of reasons but I never tip because a male dancer is wearing a specific label or brand of underwear. I may tip because I think the dancer is sexy. I’ll tip because I’m attracted to a specific dancer. I’ll tip because they have a big dick! I’ll tip because they have an amazing bubble butt! I’ll tip because they have a cute face and their smile makes me melt. I tip because the color, style or fit of that underwear catches my eye and makes me thirsty! Those of you who know me, know that I always tip for cowboy hats and boots as well.
If you have chosen to be an exotic male dancer and one of your goals is to make money from tips, then I have five underwear recommendations that I think will help you achieve that goal.
1: Be aware of colors and patterns.
If you are average to well endowed in length, thickness or ‘girth’, as they say, wear bright colors that accentuate your vpl (visual penis line). Underwear that molds itself around the head of the penis is sexy as hell, and believe me the customers notice. Darker colors will tend to hide the vpl. And in a dark club, the fact that you are hung will be lost in the shadows. Prints and patterns although bright in color, will often have the same effect. That’s why hunters wear camouflage. They want to blend in to their environment. A male dancer never wants to blend in…He wants to stand out and be noticed!
The best option to show off a big cock is solid bright colors. My personal favorite colors for men’s underwear are baby blue and my favorite color is orange. But many other colors such as red, or neons or white all work quite well. If you are below average in the penis department, then I recommend you wear dark colors and prints. This will make it less obvious that your bulge might not be the bait that lures them up to tip you.. keep reading, we’ll tell you how to use your best assets to reel-them-in.
2: Emphasize your ASS-ets.
If you were blessed with, or have worked to create a beautiful bubble butt, all I can say is thank you for sharing it. And please don’t be offended when I give it a squeeze while tipping. If you were not given that amazing bubble butt and would like to enhance what you have been given, I have a couple of ideas for you.
If you have a flat ass, select underwear that has a seam in the back. The seam visually splits your globes and gives you more of an appearance of curves. If you are at a club where you can, wear jock straps or buttless underwear so your crack is shown. A naked ass is a naked ass, and any true fan of an exotic male dancer is going to look. I also recommend that you give a thong or g-string a chance, but try them on and have someone you trust give an opinion. If you have very little or no curve at the bottom of your butt, they could make your butt look flatter.
3: Think about style.
There are several types of underwear styles on the market including boxers, boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thongs, g-strings, etc. Select styles that look good on your body. Boxers should only be worn for holidays and special events when the boxers have a theme on them to match. Fans and customers do not want to see boxers that are loose and therefore do not provide glimpses of the boy parts that they want to see. There is one exception to the boxers rule. If you are hung and the boxers are loose and you can make your junk bounce around inside the boxers, well, we strongly approve of that move.
If you have muscular legs that will stretch the fabric, then boxer briefs (above) will look good. If on the other hand, you have skinny legs, boxer briefs that are loose, are a no-no.
Trunks like on the dancer above, look good on almost every body type. This is almost always a safe purchase.
Contrary to popular belief, the tighty-whitey is not dead. Victor (above) from Club Papi Events is proof of that.These are great if you have big balls, or create a great moose knuckle in your shorts. They are also the best for wet underwear nights. If you just can’t see yourself wearing tighty-whities, then pick a brief in a different color. I like the ones that have a contrasting color on the crotch.
If you have been blessed with a great ass like the one above on the dancer at 340 Nightclub in Pomona, CA, show it off! Surprise your audience by slipping in a thong, g-string or jock strap. This will present that amazing butt in all its glory. The fans will notice, and tips are sure to follow.
If you have been touched by the Gods and are hung like the proverbial horse, one of the pair of underwear with the built in penis pouch (above) is for you. This pulls your junk forward and pushes it out, emphasizing what Mother Nature has given you. Once again, the fans will notice, and tips will follow. Be prepared also for a few gropes.
4: Baggy is never in!
Underwear that is baggy looks like it is old and worn out. It is not sexy, and suggests that maybe you need someone to help you select underwear, or you need to find another occupation. Make sure it fits! If that means you buy a size smaller, then buy a size smaller.
5: Go for variety!
Different fans are turned on by different looks, styles, fits, etc. Keep a variety of different styles and colors that you know look great on you. Change underwear several times during your performance. This keeps your look fresh and enticing for the fan, and more fun for you! Check out the underwear variety above. All of these from Instagram have decided to feature their bulge in the choice of underwear. All I can say is thank you and very nice!
Final Thoughts
Of course, if you have a body like Aussie Brayden Ifould below, you can wear any style and color you want. This is also a sample of what I’ve said about color and the appearance of your cock. In black Brayden doensn’t appear to be very large. But check for the look in white below that.
I recommend you check out men’s underwear haul videos on YouTube to see a variety of different brands, styles, colors, etc. The YouTube content creator will try them on and you can see what they look like and decide if it is something that would look good on you. Some of them will give their opinion of the underwear as well. Below are two different YouTube Content Providers that I follow.
Thanks for checking out this blog. I hope you’ve picked up some ideas for your next underwear purchase. Feel free to send me a pic, or when you post pics of you in your sexy underwear, tag me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter.
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